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How To Blow Up An Egg
(Source: britneys-unicorn, via sincerelyhope)
ts: time to release the “walking in the desert all sexy as shit in black from dawn to dusk wiping their lips 19 sec total” teaser. babiez will like this one.
babiez: fuck you ts. all this waiting and teasing, fuck you.
- English Teacher: Now I want you to tell me the saddest love story you have ever encountered.
- Me: Well, it all began when two babies were born in a different place and time. The boy grew up to be a successful young man who roams around the world to showcase his talent while the girl stayed in the sea of faces who admired him. He doesn't know her, but she knows him, from his real name to what his favorite color is. She sends him love letters, even if she's aware that he won't be able to read it and she has to pay loads of money just to watch him perform for a few hours. That pattern goes on and on, unceasingly. The boy continues to walk in his dream, while the girl could only look at him with pure admiration, and sadly, that's how it'll end. The boy...will never know just how much the girl loves him.
- English Teacher: That's quite sad.
- Me: Oh, the life of a fangirl really is sad, Teach.
- English Teacher: What
- Me: What
creepyeol strikes again
(Source: hokaid-o, via thatprettyreddress)
- otps: hi welcome to fandomfresh may i take your order
- me: hello what comes in your life-ruiner value meal
- otps: one large feels sandwich with heartache sauce, a medium serving of creys, and a large cup of emotional turmoil
- me: ok ill take ten with extra sauce and sesame seeds
- otps: ok total cost is your heart and soul
- me: done and done
- otps: have a nice day
- me: sobs and collapses
- otps: u okay
